WEDDING FUNNIES!

Shouldn't planning your wedding be fun? But after years of dreaming reality can often kick in and turn your plans from dream to dread. If things get a little tense - may be he's not doing his bit or your Mum has different ideas from you - then enjoy these funny quotes. At the least they'll cheer you up or remind you that planning your wedding should be fun, they may also inspire the guys who have speeches to write.

You'll find lots more on the website of Paul Crawford, the photographer on our Belfast wedding guide.

Let us know which is your favourite and if you have some great wedding quotes or jokes please send them in and we can publish them so everyone can enjoy!

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat some good food, and enjoy companionship.... she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Newcastle and mine is in Plymouth.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...I said, "Dust!"